BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez's Almost Nipple

It’s the holidays, so here’s some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I’m looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz’s baby chute right now. I literally don’t have to do anything the rest of the day.
1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce , and her soon-to-be ex-husband is a fashion designer with less Twitter followers than me, so it’s anybody’s game. Unless she’s entering durian the marry a billionaire phase of her life in which case, I have some Monopoly money to shove into my pants. Hold my yacht. (Already in character.)
3. And Justin Bieber was caught lying about buying a jet for Christmas because he’s only worth $200 million on paper and couldn’t take the $60 million hit. As for how that’s supposed to make you feel better, he had to sit on time-out for lying? Couldn’t get ice cream? It’s definitely one of those. At least one of those happened.
Maria’s ass > Almost all things in existence.
Tough call…remember, Giada is cuter than a speckled pup, has perfect tits, probably has more money than Satan, and can cook the best-tasting stuff in the world. But then you have Maria’s ass…
…it’s funny, durian as soon as i saw this headline, i thought of these pics of her standing next to menunous, durian and remembering my thought back then; “you’re really cute…until you stand next to maria menunous”
Dec 30, 2014 01:36pm   Reply 0 0
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BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez's Almost Nipple
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